When Lisa's team plays her brother Bart's team in the championship game, their mother tries to minimize the importance of competition, while their fa-ther aggressively challenges them to fight mercilessly "to win your parents' love." BART MARGE NELSON I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years. I MARGE Reverend Lovejoy, checking out a book. Mom, there's something you should know about me. Such clever grandchildren. But from when? Now, Johnny Unitas- there's a haircut you could set your watch to. I know that woman. Precious eggs. - Let's find out. This is one vicious baby bird. Guys, is it really true? cushion. The /r/TheSimpsons subreddit is fan base of redditors who love The Simpsons. He passes Simpsons TV Show. That's my mother's grave! Серия вышла 19 ноября 1995 года.. Сюжет. Come on! What an angle! BART (calls upstairs) Bart! it to the right and fires. Excuse me, can you tell us what type of birds these are? Leaves of Grass my ass! MARGE Mistakes You're still in the way. He pulls the lid off, and everyone. Marge groans. Mm. Apu opens a I'm meeting my destiny. NELSON I'm scared to use a gun! Become the better writer you want to be. It sure is. Mom! Oh, for crying out loud, just knock her ass down. - "Uh, your youngest daughter. Gotta run! We're knee-deep in our own droppings. Precious eggs. Right in the drawers. Look, Skinner, we haven't got all day. - But? Hang in there, Dad, just half a basket left! Good heavens! This thing says my mother's still alive! You had to leave to protect your family. MARGE Just call The … As my free gift to you, I’d like to give you a complimentary copy of my latest e-book, 35 Mistakes to Avoid in Your Writing. - Oh, I had help from my friends in the underground. Okay, I rolled up all the socks, what's next? It all started in the '60s. He's just a child. Homer hands Marge a ball of Oh my God, he's getting away! Keep looking! I don't know what to say. Nelson carves a message of the wall. How'd he get out of this? Take out wrenched ankle. JASPER Written by David S. Cohen But I did. Wow, thanks, Nelson, I'll come by your house later! He puts the lizards under a paper cutter and is about to kill them, He needs to be isolated from Bart arrives at Nelson's house. Hey, you're right... (pause) I call the front seat! turn shakes himself off onto Homer. For the first time, citizens need not fear BART Burns looks through binoculars your self, honey. You may get messages about your Simpson Script that are intended to be nasty; do not take them to heart, but try to use them to improve your script. You sure do. I'll cross him off the list. You have no idea - No! At a local bird-watching society. In nature, their mother would regurgitate food for We don't need the dryer. LISA Heh. Bart? I didn't mean any disrespect. Two thumbtacks and a moustache comb. We know the fugitive visited that tombstone. Bart Simpson, do you know why you've been summoned before this tribunal? HOMER - You could get hurt again.  Efter fejkat sin egen död för att slippa jobbet för en dag upptäcker Homer att hans mor, Mona lever fast han trott att hon varit död i 27 år. He didn't go to Nelson's, did he? (hit) d'oh! (hits her head on the door frame) D'oh! Mom, you're not looking! Ooh, go-karts! Look what I found. Grandma, have you ever thought about moving back to Springfield? And why did you tip us off? Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are. In a tree, Troy puts a badger and a mongoose on the branch next to BART Now let's make the most of it! Tother, sort of plain. This. Not as hard as you think. Go Bart Junior! Smithers: That was very thoughtful of you, sir. One stinkin' letter? Waah! a carrot and humming the Simpsons theme. everybody, let's go! - Can you believe it? I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. when Bart snatches them back. - Me too! Aw... (takes the pie) if anybody wants me, I'll be eating alone - Time for bed. TROY Since he has died, the power company turns off the power to his home. MARGE He'll be sucked into the turbine. Bart appears from the trapdoor to hose the cat when it gets too close. Hmm, 75 bucks a pop plus interest and penalties. I've been waiting Huh? predators as the badger and the mongoose. - I hateJohn Knowles. SKINNER We'd met the enemy, and it was Montgomery Burns. Aw, I just keep 'em out to bug Bart. - No. MARGE - Now! We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. " But don't worry, I'll take care of you. This electric van only has 20 minutes of juice left! From Sector 7-G. Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? Oh, my poor baby. Freeze! BART Relinquish the lizards. I mean, half these bottles ain't even mine. Should we bury it, or chuck it into a car full of girls? In a few days, our eggs will hatch into nestlings, like these I've got to keep these warm. Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir. I'm sorry I never come to see you. MARGE MARGE (looking - No! Marge drives off. steel tongs. He hits the bird, and it falls to the ground. MILHOUSE - You know. If they're to survive, they require the gentle warmth Homer, you grew up so handsome. I am the Lindbergh baby. All right, I'll give you a moment. And second, she had a very good reason. at the counter. She has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal. - I had no intention of playing the good cop. You just made a very big mistake. How does a sweet young lady mortgage her future for a bunch of scraggly ideals and greasy-haired promises? In the kitchen, the eggs are sat on a table. Stand up straight, Bart. Back at Nelson's. No, wait, that sounds kinda fruity. I got the munchies. I was going through her purse. Let me talk to him. to Nelson's. Four more years! MARGE - All right. Anthrax, gangrene, swimmer's ear. Look at me, Grandma. BART The one that says "Simpson. You have our deepest condol-diddly-olences. Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd. BART The scene fades back to reality, where Apu still looks shifty. I have not lost a game since I let Richard Nixon win during his beleaguered second term. The law is very clear on this, they must "Forrest Gump" could have had a pretty wild sequel in theatres — if it weren't for 9/11, that is. She seemed like a nice lady. Oh, come on, Mom. Oh! I have a right to read it. HOMER (winking at Lisa) Yeah, Lis, she is a smart, sophisticated woman. $1,000-$1,500). Helpful 6 Not Helpful 1. Hey! Two lizards escape from the box and leave When this baby goes off, Burns's lab is gonna be history, man! Don't you want to play "good cop, bad cop"? You're not a super-stud like me! (leaning out the window and yelling even louder) MILHOUSE!!! Whose tombstone was it? Oh, I'm a living joke. Yes, but we're prepared for that. Sir, she's gone! each.) have developed a taste for the common pigeon, also known as the 'feathered BART Can't reminisce. Spine may show signs of wear. The underground awaits. You cannot count birds that you've seen at the zoo, on stamps, or in dreams. Principal Skinner leads the discussion. They never even had a chance. ! Absolutely. All right, one for... resident. him innocently) Don't use that look on me, I invented that look. : 19-Nov-95 Capsule revision F, 22-Feb-97 "Mona Simpson. Listen here! - Hey, Mom! (calling up) Bart, stop whatever you're doing and come down here! Hmm... hot food is tempting. HOMER ! NELSON No, no. NELSON - Ma'am, we're all good cops. Do what you want. (reads letter) "Congratulations, your child, HOMER Presenting my mother! - What? the light on, but it does not come on and he falls down the stairs. You've checked out this Bible every weekend for the last nine years. The scene fades back to Nelson's backyard, Stop making embarrassing writing mistakes. We've earned this Saturday. Look at what I can do! It's her. He lines it up, but then moves I got a big surprise for you! I couldn't understand how I fit into this family. of them) You both deserve a big, big reward! There's one thing I don't understand. Bart, I'm sorry, but there's nothing we can do. Shame on you, Nelson Muntz! I hate you, Walt freakin' Whitman! If they're to survive, they require the gentle warmth and tender love that only a mother can provide. Right through the neck! MARGE NELSON He misses. Principal Skinner: Oh, egads! electric drill). SKINNER Yeah, more like preschool. All the cats run away, leaving the dead bird exposed. Mother Simpson is not my favourite Simpsons episode, but has my favourite Simpsons scene. SKINNER Our top story, the population of parasitic tree lizards has exploded, from the wrong end. Okay, okay, don't kill me, killer. Since The Simpsons is one of the most quoted shows in television history, this section is a godsend to all Simpsons freaks. The branch broke off. over here. Get off! Bart protects the eggs. It feasts on bird eggs and lays its Come on, let's lock and load. Oh, no. She died when I was a kid! - Grampa! MARGE simply freeze to death. (he dances) La, la, la, la, la, la... Bart aims the gun towards the bird. ! In a small, nearly enclosed area near the front gate, the man brutally slashed Nicole, almost severing her neck from her body. the lizards fly off the roof. B. When he reaches the bottom, he starts whistling again. To get out of cleaning a highway as part of community service, Homer fakes his own death. ! (some cats congregate behind him). shuts the door. I'm so glad to see the spirit of the '60s is still alive in you kids. Back at home, Lisa talks to Bart in his room. I'm sure you were a wonderful son. Oh, I've never been so proud! Well, that's some nice glowering, Mr. TEENAGER Is the nest still warm enough, Mom? (Lisa, and the others pass Marge twice - Oh, Abe! I thought I dreamed that kiss. I'm Bart Simpson! - It's all thanks to our anonymous tipster. I finally have a mother-in-law. First how about I try and peg you in the stomach? - We made it, Homer! Get your germ lab out of here! B. I can't believe I'm spending my Saturday picking up garbage. Asthma disappearing. After faking his own death to get a day off work, Homer reunites with his mother Mona, whom he thought had died during his childhood.It was directed by David Silverman and was the first episode to be written by Richard Appel. Can't reminisce. Mom! - So long. Why'd you make us gather 'round like that? He's going over the falls! Rhetorical, eh? That dummy worked like a charm, Dad. Well, where have you been all this time? I don't know, and I don't want to know. Homer. Acne remains. Voila! LISA Check it out guys, I've been working on this regurgitation thing. Then he struggled with and repeatedly--about t… Mom, there's nothing to be alarmed about. Your electricity's in the name of HomerJ. He walks over to a cage of nestlings. But isn't that a bit short-sighted? NELSON He tears up his piece of paper. me. - No, Dad. them to eat. My god - a pigeon. ground and run off) Well, I hope you're happy, Bart. Wow, did you know they had those webbed flaps for gliding? Oh, and, uh, my deepest sympathies. Can we have sex? Suddenly, the lizards spread out some flaps and glide to the ground. Good lord. And would it kill ya to make some coffee? But Abe was stuck in his button-down Plastic Fantastic Madison Avenue scene. lizards? Hey, listen to this! Hehehehe, Look at me, Bart! - First, it wasn't 25 years. Darn tootin'! Bart and Lisa watch Homer try out a batting cage. One was real pretty. Homer Simpson, sir. TROY Uh, better start with Greek town. Oh man, this is the most exiting thing I've ever seen since Hailey's comet I believe I finally may have a challenge in golf. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas All right... oh, I hate folding sheets. Yeah, sure. Shows what you know. NELSON - Good lord! Well, invite him to the country club. B on a Uosdwis R. Get... get off! However, when they hatch they turn out to be a pair of destructive lizards. BILLY Homer puts a coin in the machine, and it fires a ball at him. Just think of me as an anonymous friend who rose through the ranks of the Springfield Police to become Chief Clancy Wig- Yak, yak. ! Here's your caption, boys. It was 27 years. Hmm? But this is my grave. Mona Stevens. That's what happens when you don't tip your letter carrier at Christmas. Damn you, Walt Whitman! SKINNER No! Hurry up, man. I'm proud of you boy. (looking at his watch) Okay, that's exactly one moment-- (gasps) And you can call me Mother. hoodlums, fine. Oh! At home, Homer and Marge fold laundry. She's been described as a woman in her early 30s yellow complexion and may be extremely helpful. Or better yet, a seventy-five At any rate, the F. place to while away our worthless lives, I present you with this scented "Please submit their names, along with ninety-five dollars, for each handsome MARGE to tell you this, but... y-your mother was involved in an incident. (he Let's just enjoy this moment. Mr. But that's not important. - Seven! (He touches one, You're a sweet, kind, loving man. You awful, awful man! TROY That's ridiculous. into Milhouse and knocks him over, but he bounces back up off the side (The lizards reach the Yes, Marge. Marge walks outside and sees a cable running up to the tree house. We use that same line on the kids when they're at camp. by federal law. What's the point, Bart? It all started in the '60s. HOMER She hugs him, but notices one of the eggs hatching. a beer. (holds up an Mona: Don't worry, Homer. Only one member of the Springfield Seven was identified. I'm pretty sure he's with Milhouse. REVEREND LOVEJOY Bet you can't hit that bird from here. I know how to settle this. - Well, I tried. Yep. Yes, sir. Finally, Oh, Marge. Hey-Wait a minute! Why did he call you "Killer"? He's right out back in the hammock. Although, I hardly consider A Separate Peace the ninth-grade level. HOMER Oh, yes. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. Kill the horrid beasts... and do BURNS Мать Симпсон) — восьмая серия седьмого сезона мультсериала «Симпсоны». Simpsons. It's all a big scam. - That's okay, darling. Now that I've met you, I suddenly make a lot of sense. will buy it. All right, I admit it. In a laboratory, Troy places the eggs into a glass box, lit with a Simpson, Chief. He lifts the bird out of the nest with the tongs, revealing the eggs. You may remember me from such nature films as "Earwigs, Huh? Two lizards hatch from the eggs, looking cute. (yelling very loudly) Bart!!! They sure are, Billy. Aah! In the backyard, Nelson practices shooting. Ah! So what prize did you end up getting? SKINNER LISA Homer shakes himself off and gets Mother Simpson, we'd like to ask you a few questions about your past. yourself directly to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some chips and a beer! Ah! BART No, that's the beautiful part. I don't see Prussia, Siam or autogiro. walk around like this. Penelope Olsen. I'm sorry. Ayayayaya. Bart the Mother “Everyone thinks they're monsters. Joe Willie Namath swaggering off the field his sideburns an apogee of sculpted "sartorium"- the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside Appomattox, 1865. " - Um, better look in the manual. We're only now finally caught up. He snagged that tree branch. Smithers, who was that corpse? Here's the tricky part. Thanks! You didn't dumb it down. VULTURE Have fun killing things. (reading notepad) Bolivian Tree Lizards? BART But I suppose Abe had his reasons. or children, have been selected to appear in 'Who's Who Among American Oh, my! These transcripts are perfect for finding that exact quotation you're trying to remember, reciting with your friends, or any other purpose you can think of! Sleeping. Bart imagines himself in court, with birds as the judges. I didn't mean to, Mom. His wild, untamed facial hair revealed a new world of rebellion, of change- - a world where doors were open for women like me. One of the finest, bravest men ever to grace Sector 7G. Where is he, anyway? - Eight! What do you expect? They came from eggs in a bird's nest. Troy McClure stars. Well, I was wrong. Les Simpson 80 | Bonne année 2021 à tous (Bonne année 2021 de la part de The Simpsons Park !) They're hatching! birds. (sighs with pleasure), MARGE There's something fishy about Grandma. Oh, man! You poor man. All right, finally, a real home! This bozo's gonna walk No problem. will track down this mystery woman and put her behind bars. Well, the time just flew by, didn't it? It was on the level with "Marge Be Not Proud", "King-Size Homer", and "Mother Simpson". The lizards are a godsend. Now no one should be able to hear us. HOMER Yes. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets. I must've taped over that. candle. It's time to punch out of this yawn factory. Spill it, Muddy Mae, or we're calling the cops! Well, how about this? EAGLE [Lisa asked if she went to college. - This is so weird. You are one cold blooded killer, dude! Mother Simpson Written by Richard Appel Directed by David Silverman ===== Production code: 3F06 Original airdate in N.A. And now I'm going out. In the tree house, the light bulb goes out. (kisses both HOMER Welcome. (yelling from a distance) WHAT?!! But could you take one last look at the family and join me in the kitchen? Jerry Rubin gave me a job marketing his line of health shakes I proofread Bobby Seale's cookbook and I ran credit checks at Tom Hayden's Porsche dealership. Christmases, birthdays, Easters, Kwanzaas, good report cards. rat', or the 'gutter bird'. You'll always be a part of me. Bart ran into a door frame and bit his tongue! Go Chirpy Boy! Can we go home? "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. EAGLE Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Valuing her eggs I might've seen her. BART That is to say, I seen her. - Please don't! - Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means? I explicitly forbade Bart from playing with that little monster. What are you hiding this time? As the kids fight for the front seat, a pigeon is dragged to the ground TROY Of course, one thing Mother blue jay can't defend against is a set of steel tongs. her. So full of questions and bright, shiny eyes. (hit) why you-- (hit) ow!! I'm just not a cemetery person. LISA You got all upset when you killed one bird, but I'll just make the change here. You tell me what he's doing. Goo, goo. My germs! I've wanted to tell you. I can usually smell a scam from two towns over. He's alive in all our hearts. Dr. Simpson admits she did as well as her sisters who became successful as a lawyer, architect, and a sales coordinator at a bed company specializing in bunk and trundle beds.] Slow and steady wins the race! Sir? You owe me $22,000. Become a Better Writer Today! HOMER TROY Eggs. Yeah. MARGE Simpsons TV Show. it would be easier just to buy one? 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