...Boy with balls on his chin. All of a sudden, the freaks appear at his house. He gets a visit from the real freaks who want him to march in a freak strike with them. South Park. Sure, everyone in this great country of ours is a freak, but true, physically deformed freaks must be recognized, for it's these real freaks that make you all feel better about yourselves for not being one. Category:South Park Transcripts | Transcripts Wiki | Fandom. Thanks for watching! When the boys learn that talk shows offer prizes to people who are grossly disfigured they can't sign Butters up fast enough. Not Kenny. Chantal • Dude! I'm sorry, but the answer is uh uh, uh uh, uh uh. Haven't seen you around. It aired on March 20, 2002.1 1 Synopsis 2 Plot 3 Reception 4 References The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. We're here, talking with moms who think their children are out of control. For havin' balls on my- AH! I'll be back in a minute. Now I can get back home. I'll do what I waunt! Her son claims to be the most out-of-control kid in the world and says there's nothing his stupid mom can do about it. Oh. It's time to bring out the big guns! The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. Shhh! He then runs outside and grabs the balls on Butters's chin, and tears them off. Show More. Butters' parents Chris and Linda, ground him for not only wearing fake balls on his chin, but also for lying to them and making a fool of himself and to his parents on National TV. Because you're such a brave little chinballed man, we're gonna send you directly from this studio to the world's largest putt-putt golf course in the world! Butters, you have screwed me out of a prize for the last time! All contents related to Freak Strike, unions, Freaks, Butters, Liza Minnelli, weight/obesity; Butter gets further into the freak strike. Vanity • I'll do what I waunt! There you are, Boy With Balls On His Chin. Wha'evah! When the prize he gets can’t be shared, Cartman has his mother join him on a segment called, "Please Help My out of Control Child." South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Yeah. 22:00. Scooped-out face guy! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! Largest Put-Put Golf Course in The World. South Park. Watch South Park [Uncensored] Season 6 episode 3 Freak Strike online for free. Add new page. Wuh they wanna kill me for not bein' a real freak! Yeah, loh-, Lobster Boy used to make appearances on. Aw jeez, ah I didn't mean to almost kill Grandma. And now, back to more kids who are out of control, on the Maury Povich show! Yahoo Celebrity. 01:58. Who'd you. S6 • E6. You're the one doing it, Butters. Hell no, dude. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Our next guest is a little girl who was born without a midsection. 03/20/2002. Ah-ah-I've seen you on TV before. Folks don't do it anymore. AKA: South Park, Пiвденний Парк. We've got big news! 04/10/2002. Our next mother is Liane Cartman. Your father and I have to leave now to visit Grandma in the hospital, but. "South Park" Freak Strike (TV Episode 2002) official sites, and other sites with posters, videos, photos and more. Oh yeah?! What a dick! Freak Strike. I, I mean, yeah-ah I do. Related Videos. Script • This page contains location, character information and behind the scenes content for "Freak Strike". Puttin' balls on my chin and lyin' about it. And this is how you repay me?! Wait... Butters' chin? He is hesitant, but finally agrees, and the Star Trek Nerds design some fake testicles for him to wear. "South Park" Freak Strike subtitles English. Well, sorry isn't gonna make it this time, mister! Hey. What are you saying? Butters, still with balls on his chin, is with the others when they sing about finding the "True Freak Label" on talk shows, and most of the audience agrees and leave the studio. but you're not out of control, muffin. Come on, Butters! He calls Maury, and tries to get himself on the show, but the operator explains that the show is not focusing on deformed people any longer. https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/s45a2d/south-park-freak-strike Strike! That's what we mean when we say, "Look for the True Freak label", Ah, sorry America, a little glitch there, heh. So, Ms. Cartman, you can't control your child? We're back with Maury. Directed by Trey Parker. "Freak Strike" is the third episode of Season Six, and the 82nd overall episode of South Park. Lobster Boy. They continue after she leaves. Yeah, the kids at school make fun of me for that. Strike! When the boys learn that talk shows offer prizes to people who are grossly disfigured they can't sign Butters up fast enough. [a pan shot] So always look for the True Freak label, Not only did you lie to us and say you were on a camping trip with Kyle's family, you made a fool of yourself AND us on national television! Ah, I mean, nothin'. You'll have to go. True Freaks Union, Images • Oh. Proper Condom Use. When the boys learn that talk shows offer prizes to people who are grossly disfigured they can't sign Butters up fast enough. [Butters sits atop a True Freak label box and starts off] Look for the True Freak label [four freaks join in] When you are watching a TV talk show [a side shot of more freaks streaming their way to the box] Remember somewhere, [a shot of the audience] our union's growing [a front shot of the freaks walking in] Our wages going to feed the kids. But then we all found out that Lobster Boy wasn't a real freak at all. If so, call 1-555-HEY MAURY! You fuckin' cocksuckers don't know shit! Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born. Show More. Sharon. S5 • E2. They decide to have Butters disguise himself as a freak and go on the show wearing fake balls on his chin. But at this moment his parents arrive in a taxi, and he realizes he's in trouble once again. You know, it's all good shit. Vanessa, what does Vanity say to you when you tell her toooo... do her homework. 20,677 Pages. Strike! And do they call you "freak" and "weirdo"? What-evah! With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Jessica Makinson, Mona Marshall. The union is striking. Butters travels alone on a plane to New York in order to appear on the Maury Povich Show. Once again Butters is tryin' to screw us over! I'm just asking you to lie for me. South Park S6 E2. Butters tells Maury that his classmates always tease him for his condition (but not before nearly giving the game away by forgetting about his chin balls and he instead rants about everyone mistaking him for Kenny, before Maury reminds him of his chin balls), and Maury gives him a trip to the largest miniature golf course in the world. [a front shot of the freaks walking in] Our wages going to feed the kids. South Park. The gang decides to put Butters up as a guest on a talk show thinking that they will get special favors. This is terrible, dude! Strike! (Nom commun 1) (XVIIIe siècle) Via l’anglais script, originellement un terme financier, abréviation de subscription dans le syntagme subscription receipt (« souscription d’un emprunt»). This book thingy here! After seeing a teenage girl named "Vanity" swear, physically beat her mother and boast about her "out-of-control" way of life, Cartman dresses up as a slutty teenage girl, in an effort to "beat" Vanity and win the prize. Ooo, he loves playing with his Clyde Frog and Wellington Bear. It's okay. South Park. He reluctantly agrees, in order to avoid being discovered as a faker, and joins the group (which includes Nurse Gollum of "Conjoined Fetus Lady", the Thompson's from the episode "How to Eat with Your Butt", and Dr. Mephesto’s odd assistant, Kevin). You could aks her! So next time you're watching television, make sure it's a show with "freak" freaks, and not just with people that are freaks because they're stupid trailer trash from the South. You're my perfect little gum drop. Watching. Aw, gee whiz, yih, yo, you promise my mom and dad won't find out? You hear me, fellas?! "Freak Strike" S06. Uh. I'm tired of it. Excuse me, I'm not Incredibly Obese Black Man, I'm Incredibly Black Obese Man. 1:55. What?? South Park I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time. Strike! Wow, Vanity, you are really an out of control teen. Butters is now scared that they will find out he's also living a lie, but manages to cover it up. This page contains trivia for "Freak Strike". [a full crowd shot] Because you need us right here in the U.S.A.! They immediately sign Butters up as a … I helped in a drive-by shooting. I do what I want!" What-evah! The Marshes and the Broflovskis are at table. Characters with at least one line throughout the episode. That because of our appearance our organization is less important? Why I, I should be grounded for a month! I I hate when people fake conditions, too. Cripple Fight! Serves me right! Please support our site by visiting this ad Autoplay Autoplay; Previous episode: 2 Asspen Current episode: 3 Freak Strike … You love me, don't you? Full Ep. Well, let's bring him out. We work hard, but who's complaining? Aw. A lot of decent hard-working freaks in America are losing their talk-show jobs to freaks of a different nature. Yeah, it sucked Hairy Butters' chin balls. He was just an actual lobster. Watch Random Episode. South Park. What-evah! Whoa, thank God that's over. Then it's settled. Vanity • [a shot of the audience] our union's growing Extras • Thanks for having us all over for dinner, Chris and Linda. Butters tries to leave the freak protest again, but the union president stops him. [four freaks join in] When you are watching a TV talk show What a great friend! Could you um... go on the Maury Povich show with me and say that I'm out of control and do drugs and have sex so that I can go to the largest putt-putt golf course in the wwoooorrlldd? And I'm not gonna wear this coat anymore, neither! Why do I do these things? But fellas, if I go on Maury Povich, with- with my balls on my chin, my parents are gonna get really mad. They look great on you, Butters. Now we just blend the skin tones, add a little hair. Now, we will split up into groups and form picket lines. South Park is chock FULL o' things to shoot that would delight ANY Taxidermist, Survivalist or Weekend Animal Death enthusiast! We're tired of our crappy prizes! Check out my website to see the FUNNIEST & MOST ORIGINAL memes on the internet: https://tinyurl.com/y6wmnlq2THANKS FOR WATCHING! I slaughtered five baby seals with my bare hands. Show More. Original Avid Cut of Star Wars Episode 1 . And then gives them prizes at the end after they joked about it. Well, your son made a video backstage. So the union president, Man with Terrible Skin Condition, has told us to round everyone up. Freak Strike. The boys fire Butters as their new friend. Uh uh I can't freak strike, fellas. We are a strong and diverse group of people, with members like, We told the talk shows our demands, and they. Butters then thinks that perhaps he got away with this one after all. Kenny's dead and you'll just have tuh deal with it. "South Park" Freak Strike subtitles. I roam with gangs! Dude, they say they'll fly him out day after tomorrow! And groceries! [a front shot of more freaks walking in] And run the house- Napoleon, you need to understand something: for a union to work all members must be prepared to make sacrifices and stick together. Script. Latest Stories. We know. Freaks of the world. Season 6 E 3 • 03/20/2002. Calling the Police . True Freaks Union, Images • Today on the Maury Povich show, these poor unfortunate people. Big Guns. Those stupid fakers. Oh, I have such a pretty mother. We made a plastic mold of his chin, and then made a latex scrotum and put two golf balls inside. If you would like to dispute a trivia point, please discuss it in the article comments. Hah yeah, how are we go-? That asshole! https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Freak_Strike/Script?oldid=411908, Man With Terrible Skin Condition, their leader. 21:58. But how are we gonna get the balls put on Butters' chin? Maury, my mom don't know shit! Here's Eric Cartman! Having finally decided to say "No," the parents find themselves unable to leave the building they're in. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on the show as an out of control teen. Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation! Transcripts Wiki. Please welcome eight-and-a-half-year old Napoleon Bonaparte from South Park Colorado. Not after what they saw what we did to Lobster Boy. [a side shot of more freaks streaming their way to the box] Remember somewhere, Maury Povich • We all know each other and we kinda stick together to make sure our industry is protected. One night all us freaks got together, and we... boiled him alive. In the green room, he meets other variously deformed people, who welcome Butters to their "union" (which ensures that US TV talk shows interview their members regularly). Anyway-. It aired on March 20, 2002.[1]. Yeah, I use drugs. Our next guest suffers from a rare birth defect which caused his testicles and scrotum to grow from his chin. I roam with twelve gangs! On the show, Maury introduces Butters as "Napoleon Bonaparte from South Park." 03/20/2002. Full Ep. Tags: Stan Butters Mr. Stotch Butters' Parents on strike chin-balls Mrs. Stotch unions Freaks. God, isn't Butters awesome for doing this, you guys? Good, then you can march with us. South Park Season show reviews & Metacritic score: The kids learn that Talk Shows offer special assistance to grossly disfigured people who appear on their show. The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. Why, just last night I had three gentlemen callers over to my house, and Chantal took her clothes off right in front o' everybody! Well, gush, ah, I need to go. Share to Facebook; Tweet to Twitter; Share to Google plus; Butters agrees to have two fake balls put on his chin in order to get on a TV talk show... Chin-Balls. Linda is serving drinks. Well, serves you right for screwing us over. Big Gay Al returns to South Park as the new scout leader. I'm sorry, but the government does not recognize you as a union. You ain't bad! Doing all this to bring us back a prize. South Park. Season 6 E 3 • 03/20/2002. Chantal • The Maury Povich freak show is on. I aks her all my homies that they be down wit it. Okay folks, we're gonna have to move along. January 15, 2021, 1:04 PM. Sir, the ratings have just started to plummet. The talk-show circuit. Then I had sex with an intern, killed her, and hid her body! Aaahhh well, aaahmm, ...I guess they call me uh, Chinball Boy, and uh, Ballchin Boy, nnnd when I, when I'm walkin' they'll say, "Hey, there goes Chinballs!". Now, we're going to apply the latex with some spirit gum. If you can get your mom to come in with you, we'd love to fly you out. Oh, what-evah. I do?? Ehyeah, sure. It turned out he was just a lobster, and they boiled him alive as punishment. Cartman and his mom are interviewed on the Maury Povich Show. The "Man with Foot on Head" tells Butters that this union despises people who fake their deformities. Script • Wiki Content. Well guess what, Damla. Yeah. You should buy a copy of the Hunter's Guide to South Park Wildlife! Yeah, they'll make up a fake condition to go on these shows and then take. I'm glad you're not like that, poopsie-kins. Maury is very excited to meet you. He gets a visit from the real freaks who want him to march in a freak strike with them. They say that they're angry at having the lime-light taken away from them, and they ask Butters to join in their strike. I'll do what I waunt! Like when someone LIES about being a freak. We're a union and we have a right to picket. Ah I do crack and potpourri, and queazies. South Park S6 E3. Because Butters once again got in the way of his plans shows offer prizes to people who their... 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