I’m getting paid to shit all over you guys and your stupid fucking rock t-shirts of bands that no one gives a fuck about. phenomenon, Bo Burnham, brings you his first one-hour stand-up special “Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words” from the House of Blues in Boston. What on earth motivated this tirade? Bill has sold-out shows at Madison Square Garden on November 14, 2015,the Royal Albert Hall on June 6, 2018 and consecutive shows on March 4 and 5, 2019 Bill Burr holds the record for the most consecutive sold-out shows at the Wilbur Theatre, he performed 19 sold-out shows in a row, besting the record of 10 set by Aziz Ansari. I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden. http://jimnorton.com/ and http://billburr.com/ and http://www.allthingscomedy.com/ and https://twitter.com/theMMPodcast Say it. Is this what you want? I hope somebody takes a fuckin beer stein and just slaps you in the back of your zit infested fucking shoulders and your awful man tits hang. Chris Rock Total Blackout: The Tamborine Extended Cut – Transcript, Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words (2010) – Transcript, Vir Das: Outside in – The Lockdown Special (2020) – Transcript, Larry the Cable Guy – Remain Seated (2020) – Transcript. "SNL' Host Bill Burr Took Aim at White Women, Cancel Culture, and Gay Pride in a Controversial Monologue The eyebrow-raising set garnered lots of reactions across social media. You guys were here man. It ain’t ever fuckin happen. You haven’t won a SuperBowl since they had facemasks. What’s that sir? Roll down the windows. 2 to the back of the head. City of Brotherly Love. Michael Tanenbaum William Frederick "Bill" Burr (b. June 10, 1968) is an American comedian. Saget and O'Neal apparently did great, but Irrera got mercilessly booed almost from the jump—and Burr was up next. Bill graduated from The College of New Jersey from their prestigious AACSB Accredited School of Business with a Bachelor's Degree in Finance. The internet (and soon to be movie, TV, radio, etc.) We stock all tickets to every Bill Burr show! With your red candy-striped faggot fuckin uniforms. Fucking antennas go right in your fucking ears. I would really enjoy blowing everbody’s fucking brains out. There are some classic moments in the history of comedy that will never be forgotten: Lenny Bruce's many arrests, Andy Kaufman's (staged) Letterman altercation with Jerry Lawlor, Richard Pryor's bit on why he stopped using the "N"-word, the birth of Joan Rivers' trademark "Can We Talk? In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. You bunch of faggots. "Let's talk about heart disease, something you're all gonna f****** die of, and I'm gonna laugh at your f****** funerals," Burr continued. I’m fucking trying to deal with this bullshit. Why don’t you fucking build something for Joe Frazier. That’s the first time I said cunt. Whether he’s acting or telling jokes, he’s Bill Burr. In this extended cut of his 2018 special, Chris Rock takes the stage for a special filled with searing observations on fatherhood, infidelity and politics. "I hope you all f****** die and I hope the Eagles never win the Super Bowl," Burr tamely began. 7 MINUTES left. Go back to the dock and unload some shit. All of you. 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I hate the way you eat with your little shitty ass subway. The only thing that’s gonna give it away is me laughing at you in the fucking background. These are historic giants in modern comedy, people who paved the way to an industry that now fuels creative development at Netflix, sends daring amateurs into local clubs for kicks and makes up all the water weight of internet culture. Absolute fucking clown shoes. That’s great. Maybe I wouldn’t have a bunch of cunts not fuckin paying attention 4 hours into a goddamn show. Who’s he your dad or something? Burr, who's since gone on to produce the animated Netflix hit "F is For Family," recently joined Bert Kreischer Bertcast to explain his behavior on that fateful day. I SAID SUCK A DICK. Jesus Christ the goddamn people on this show are givin me shit. Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick. What’s that sir? He’s made a career out of being a brutally honest version of himself. The Eagles and Sixers are looking pretty good these days, Bill. Maybe you’ll win another one. Required fields are marked *. How do you like us now? Design and development by 8 Minutes I’m doin it all. What do you think about that? Play the fucking records. You and your fuckin Donovan McNabb shirt. Filter These Results: Apply. You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cellphone pictures Fucking suck a dick. That night Burr became the tamer of unruly audiences and earned an incredible amount of respect from comedians and working class audiences that now adore him. And I’m gonna laugh at your fucking funerals which is gonna be great. “Remain Seated,” his latest solo special, will show you why this Grammy nominated, multi-platinum recording artist, and Billboard award winner is at the top of his game. Alright listen I’m out of time. Dude I think he can win! We pretty much can't print any of the rest of it. You got a fuckin ping pong team? The next day somebody’s mopping up the 3 pounds of fucking brains that are actually left in this goddamn crowd. Having first gained notoriety for his recurring role on the second season of Chappelle’s Show, Does it really have to come to this people? The most notable of them was Philadelphia due to an incident where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act, Dom Irrera, was heckled heavily by the crowd. The third result is William A Burr age 60s in Evans City, PA. What I should have done was I should have kept my head in the game to survive it. You fucking assholes. Bunch of fucking losers. Bunch of goddamn pansies. He’s not here. into a fuckin show. I had to buy a fuckin shirt for this shit. "I didn't want to do the show at that point, so really, them booing to the level that they did was my fault," Burr said. I hate this fuckin city. Stage banter takes on a different — deeper — meaning as the comedian performs online shows to homebound viewers worldwide from his Mumbai residence. Just one after another. All rights reserved. So, I came out and threw gas on a fire that was already going.". In general, Bill Burr seems jaded by politics and doesn't think neither Republicans nor Democrats are honest. I hope you all get in your Ford Focuses and fucking drive off the side of that faggot ass Ben Franklin bridge. Oh Fuck all you people you ya know what you fucking losers, I hope you all fucking die, and I hope those fucking Eagles never win the Superbowl. 2 MINUTES LEFT. Yo – I’m seguewaying into my next joke. Philadelphia Eagles Philadelphia Phillies Preakness Stakes Ryder Cup San Francisco Giants Seattle Seahawks. You are this high above New Orleans. That’s all I got left. That’s not bad 12 minute rant. What’s that? What the fuck am I gonna do at this point. So anyways back to the joke. Somehow there’s another dick in there for you to suck. Your fucking Rush T-Shirts that say I beat the shit out of my girlfriends. I hope I hit a baby in the fuckin head. I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. Sir why are you screaming? No one gives a shit. OK. Everyone’s chained to their fuckin chairs and just start blowing your fucking brains out. His only material regret that night in Camden, apparently, was failing to trash the Sixers. You fucking one bridge having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about. Never won shit, since fuckin Gerald Ford was in office. Fucking assholes. All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN DICK. This gotta be fucking ridiculous. But he wasn’t having it, and launched into one of the most amazing diatribes ever recorded. I hope there’s a line of all of you guys getting fuckin car jacked and they take out their big black dicks and they just shove them right in your fucking mouths. What do you have to say sir? This is right here is the theme of my set – a broken mic stand. I broke the mic stand. What brilliant shit are you gonna fuckin tell me? Location: Boydton, VA . It returned in the summer of 2007. Burr has spoken before about Philadelphia's spirit for booing things and admits he has an affection for the city. Getting booed by people sittin in the fucking grass. And I’m doin ALL FUCKING SEVEN. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin guy who doesn’t even exist. In a recent episode of Joe Rogan's podcast, comedian Bill Burr pushed back against the host on the issue of wearing masks to prevent the spread of COVID-19. That aint’ gonna work. Burr has spoken before about Philadelphia's spirit for booing things and admits he has an affection for the city. You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. You fuckin jackasses. The one fuckin kid that would actually go to college in this fucking crowd. You probably won’t even notice the fuckin difference. andrewMMPodcast@gmail.com. In 2006, Bill Burr walked onto a stage in Philadelphia in front of an audience that had booed and jeered every comedian who had come up before … What about not fucking interrupting me you jackass. You won one fucking world series since 1880. I’m fuckin standing here. Transcript of the "Philadelphia incident" where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act was heckled heavily by the crowd. Oh suck a dick. Suck a fuckin dick. I hope your fucking radios fall on your heads tomorrow. 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